buffucker

A person who masturbates while waiting for an online video to load.

Dude, he has pringle chips in his beard and all he's wearing is a robe that doesn't fit. He's definitely a buffucker.

by Charlie Brown's Cousin January 2, 2010

Buffalo Thunder

Noun: male frontal flowing flatulence while sitting, thus resulting in the jostling of the male members, ie.. "buffalo", leading to the rumble of the "thunder".

Eating a hearty Mexican meal the night before, combined with the tight fitting jeans of today's roadtrip, Steve could not help but release the Buffalo Thunder wrath on every person riding with him in the car.

by db6 July 2, 2010

Buffrican

A word that splices the gap between 'Buff' and 'African', which is used to denote someone of any none-descript black ancestry who possesses greater than average muscular fortitude.

- 'Good God! Look at the size of the young, black man!'

- 'Oh dear - don't be racist! The correct term, I believe, is Buffrican....'

by Larkhall May 11, 2010

buffet king

a fat guy who like buffets and steals all the food

blue man:look at that fat guy

red man:yeah the buffet king

buffet king:so what im fat

red and blue man:lolololol

by Code Alpha May 11, 2010

buffing the little trombone

when an obliging and well endowed lady performs a simultaneous rimjob and titwank on a grateful gentleman

Whilst waiting for the next patient to arrive, the anaesthetist was most grateful to the scrub nurse who had removed her top and his trousers, and was buffing the little trombone with vigour.

by illustriousbob December 10, 2011

Buffer Singles

1 or more single dollar bills placed between dollar bills of a larger denomination (like 20's, 50's, or Benjamins). Used to hide the larger bills, in order to fool people into thinking you have less money than you actually have.

Guy 1: I was opening my wallet today to get out my train ticket, when a hobo walked around begging for money.

Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?

Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.

by tpaz198 September 12, 2011

buffet spirit

the enthusiasm for the large quantity and variety of foods that you have in front of you at the buffet; getting pumped about the large meal you are about to consume.
A high level of buffet spirit would lead to buffet momentum.

"Its time for to go eat at the buffet, you better have your buffet spirit!"
"don't worry, Ive got my BUFFET SPIRIT!!! This buffet won't know what hit it"

by zamalek October 18, 2011