Definitions by tpaz198

Buffer Singles 

1 or more single dollar bills placed between dollar bills of a larger denomination (like 20's, 50's, or Benjamins). Used to hide the larger bills, in order to fool people into thinking you have less money than you actually have.

Guy 1: I was opening my wallet today to get out my train ticket, when a hobo walked around begging for money.

Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?

Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.

Buffer Singles by tpaz198 September 12, 2011

Ventfest 

When two friends are both afflicted by horrible things and they vent to each other for hours. The events may or may not be related.

Guy 1: Yo, man, I heard you got rejected by that college you really wanted to go to.
Guy 2: IK, it sucks. But my friend got rejected too...
Guy 1: Did you talk about it?
Guy 2: Of course! We had a 4 hour ventfest!

Ventfest by tpaz198 August 17, 2011