Bean Omelette 

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

Bean Omelette by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012

bean freaker 

Someone or something that defies the laws of logic or reality: through its perception, literallyfreaks ones bean (mind)

The idea of the Higgs boson literally freaks my bean.

Taking acid and watching Montell is a bean freaker.

bean freaker by TLiT July 18, 2012

bean dart 

Solid Fart. When one farts with the intention of it being simply that; however, it turns out to be much more than they hoped for. Poop!

Look at the spot on that dude’s khaki’s! He must have been playing one hell of a game of bean darts!

bean dart by Vespetro December 30, 2014

Bean Lava 

1.)The piping hot effluvium that ejects from the end of a burrito, primarily the bean type, when a bite is taken.
2.) Bean Lava also is used describing a particularly hot Chica preferably whilst fueled by lust and tequila.

"Holy cow-be careful with that grande burrito dude. You're gonna squirt bean lava on my new Pendleton!"
"Hey-check out out that puro talent at the car wash. That is some righteous bean lava..."

Bean Lava by Velodrama February 19, 2015

Bean Cock 

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.

"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."

Bean Cock by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 2, 2015

Bean bowl

When you perform anal on a partner who has digested corn, finish said act in an us and hold a bowl under the ass to catch any discharge.

I can't believe how much Corn you ate Sally! We are going to make a mean bean bowl tonight!

Bean bowl by Beaner17 June 26, 2015

bean dip 

the sexual act of a woman placing her clitoris in the mouth of a willing sexual partner for pleasure or onto the face or head of an unsuspecting person.

The female version of tea bagging.

I got so drunk last night i passed out and my friends bean dipped me and took photos

bean dip by NefariousMyers November 4, 2015