August 24th

Ask your crush out day

Girl 1: do you know what day it is?
Girl 2: yes Tuesday August 24th..?
Girl 1: no it’s national ask your crush out day!
Girl 2: so should I ask my crush out then?
Girl 1:Yesss!

by S€xG0D6375 August 23, 2021

august 15

august 15

the day that the most prettiest, kindest, most wonderful boy was born

omg ur bday is august 15? you are soooo cool

by claritysage October 5, 2021

Aureus

An absolutely sexy man. He’s the best friend m, boyfriend, husband you could ever ask for. He’s extremely outgoing and caring to those around him. He’s irreplaceable, if you get to date him, do your best to keep him.

Guy: Hey have you heard about the new kid in class? He’s super cool
Dude: Oh yeah! That’s Aureus! He’s great!

by FlutterBee9000 November 22, 2021

audussy

Some gay dude idfk

Babe, wake up! Audussy posted a new tik tok!

by Mommy!! I want milky!! March 5, 2022

august 4th

August 4th is international lmbao day. A day used to celebrate the life and death of the famous chinese hacker, lmbao

OMG it's august 4th, lmbao day. Let's hack into a small family owned store's database and steal all their money in memory of lmbao.

by noku8 April 29, 2022

August 8

The most attractive boys are born on this day!

random person: hey, when is your birthday?
Random boy: August 8, why?
Random person: because it says here that people born on August 8 are the most attractive boys.

by jessroj July 18, 2022

August 1

the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.

calender: august 1st

everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single

by funnyluv:-) August 1, 2022