The process of having intercourse with an Apple, while simultaneously having intercourse with your partner. It is usually recorded on an Apple device.
“Oooh, I hope she gives me some AppleCare”
“What the hell is AppleCare?”
“Ok, so you know Apple, the company?”
“Yea”
“Cool, so basically you cut a hole in a real apple and then you-“
“I think I get the idea.”
“What the hell is AppleCare?”
“Ok, so you know Apple, the company?”
“Yea”
“Cool, so basically you cut a hole in a real apple and then you-“
“I think I get the idea.”
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Get the Nephew Apreciation Day mug.Rangers Apprentice is a series written by Australian author John Flanagan. The first novel in the series, The Ruins of Gorlan, was released in Australia on 1 November 2004. The books were initially released in Australia and New Zealand, though have since been released in 14 other countries. The series follows the adventures of Will, an orphan who is chosen as an apprentice Ranger, one of the skilled trackers, archers and warriors in the service of the King of Araluen. Will strives to keep the Kingdom of Araluen safe from invaders, traitors, and threats. He is joined on his adventures by his mentor Halt and his best friend Horace.
The series originally consisted of twelve books, with the eleventh book being a collection of short stories and the twelfth being a follow-up novel set 16 years later. A prequel series, Ranger's Apprentice: The Early Years, has released two titles, the first in 2015 and the second in 2016. A spin-off series, Brotherband, which is set in the same universe, though with new characters, started in 2011. The eighth book in the Brotherband series came out in October 2019. In 2018 the twelfth book of the Ranger's Apprentice series was renamed and made the first book in a sequel series, Ranger's Apprentice: The Royal Ranger.
The series has sold over three million copies. The series was originally twenty short stories Flanagan wrote for his son to get him interested in reading.
The series originally consisted of twelve books, with the eleventh book being a collection of short stories and the twelfth being a follow-up novel set 16 years later. A prequel series, Ranger's Apprentice: The Early Years, has released two titles, the first in 2015 and the second in 2016. A spin-off series, Brotherband, which is set in the same universe, though with new characters, started in 2011. The eighth book in the Brotherband series came out in October 2019. In 2018 the twelfth book of the Ranger's Apprentice series was renamed and made the first book in a sequel series, Ranger's Apprentice: The Royal Ranger.
The series has sold over three million copies. The series was originally twenty short stories Flanagan wrote for his son to get him interested in reading.
The teacher : Who here likes Rangers Apprentice?
The students : Says "MEEEE!!! " googolplex times louder than lightning
The teacher : Becomes death
Alien 1 : Did you hear something?
Alien 2 : Yes. What was that?
The students : Says "MEEEE!!! " googolplex times louder than lightning
The teacher : Becomes death
Alien 1 : Did you hear something?
Alien 2 : Yes. What was that?
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