a child with an abnormal facial positions and loves to annoy people and likes to sneak out to get head from a blonde cheerleader late in the night after smoking bowls upon bowls of marijuana.
"that guy is such an albert."
by whitepeach August 18, 2011
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Get the fatter than albert mug.Suburb of Columbus, OH. Located in the North East corner. People tend to believe it's very rich and preppy, which parts are, but not everyone who lives there is rich. The whole "if you live near the country club you have better social status" is entirely not true unless your like ten years old. The high school is NOT the size of a large college campus, it would be smaller than a college campus. It is an outdoor campus so there is a court yard which makes the school look bigger, when really there is only about 1000 students in high school. It's a great place to get an education, the teachers for the most part care about teaching you. So don't judge it until you have lived there because it's a great place to live.
Bobby: Oh your from New Albany? Are you rich?
Sally: No. Most people who live there are middle class families, so get off my nuts.
Sally: No. Most people who live there are middle class families, so get off my nuts.
by NAgrad08 March 21, 2009
Get the New Albany mug.The Battle of Alberta is the one-sided rivalry between the cities of Edmonton, Alberta and Calgary, Alberta. It is most famous for the battles between the NHLs Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames, and to a lesser extent the Edmonton Eskimos and Calgary Stampeders.
Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.
Edmonton is easily the better city as well.
Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.
Edmonton is easily the better city as well.
Edmonton always has the last laugh in the Battle of Alberta, but Calgary would kill Edmonton if it were the "Battle of the Greasiest Mullets", or the "Battle of Ugliest Chicks"...
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?
A: The bucket.
by OkeyDokey March 25, 2006
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