almond joy

the act of using marzipan as sexual lubricant

"I gave my girlfriend the almond joy last night.....my dick feels like it's been through a belt sander"

by impervious May 16, 2008

Jessica Almeida

She is a skinny white girl. Who talks about her last name. Shes my organic sistah and shes very frugal. She knows how to make me laugh so hard that i might just pee my pants. She has the most amazing hair. and im totes jelly of it. Even though she goes to a different school and dont really know who im talking about most of the time, i tell her EVERYTHINGG. Shes like my long lost sister, but better cuz sisters fight and we dont!

Dude A---DAYUMMM DUDE! I saw this hot chick yesterday!

Dude B---What was her name?

Dude A---Uhh Melany?

Dude B---Oh. She probs wasnt that hot since her name wasnt Jessica Almeida.

by YourBestie96 November 22, 2010

almost black

When your on the edge of being a true nigga

Im clost to being a true negro or almost black

by leclec April 21, 2014

almotaz billah

A name given only to those who have proven themselves worthy in a past life. Usually the head of a ninja clan.

Man I wish I could be reincarnated as an almotaz billah. I'd get so much pussy

by 123chrissy456 January 4, 2018

almotasim

A person who looks older then what he is, because of his hairy body. He is caring, somtimes rude. But is a amazing dick sucker. His usually the kid in your class acting like a total maniac but at the same time being really lovely to the people he like.

Almotasim is down syndromed!

Pleb: Have you seen Almotasim today?
Pleb 2: No not at all!
*Almotasim walks into class*
Almotasim: MahshawallaJALLAJAFFAR Ching Chong Its nothing wrong with sucking dick!

by Urban Dictionarien May 3, 2019

Alman

This word is what u call someone when his name is “Fabian”

“FabiAn u r such an Alman”

by niggawithbbc March 19, 2020

Alma

That short bitch in my first hour

Hey! Is that Alma?

by Papi6969 October 11, 2018