Alabama shit demon

A double sized alcoholic shot containg the following:1 one ounce shot of Jameson Isish whiskey,1 one ounce shot of two day old hot Mickeys malt liquor(must be from a 40oz bottle),and a heavy spray of mace.The resulting drink will leave the drinker writhing on the floor in intense stomach pain.Withing a few hours of consumption,the drinker will then be unable to control bowels,deficating all over themselves.

Greg:"Dude are you sure you want to drink an Alabama Shit Demon?"
Cody:"Yeah man,I'm not scared!"
Greg:"Alright man...Enjoy."
Cody:"AAAHHH!!Jesus,why!?!"

by LazarusReturns February 6, 2010

alabama baby bird

when you're kissing someone, intentionally vomitting into their mouth.

me and bobby was makin' out the other day, and i totally alabama baby birded him. snap!

by sweatychickpile February 16, 2009

Alabama sex toy

This is a woman's index finger when used as a substitute for a dildo; so-called because by default it can be still used in Alabama, where sex toys are illegal.

Jennifer had no date that night, so she planned a quiet TV movie, a bubble bath, and her Alabama sex toy

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on Head March 15, 2010

Alabama Lean Pocket

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket where one deficates into a vagina, using the fecal matter as a lubricant. However, in the case of an Alabama LEAN Pocket, it is where a person shits in his own hand then masturbating. Often practiced by the desperatley lonely.

Alex: (Through sobs) I'm so lonely... I think it's time for an ALABAMA LEAN POCKET. (Proceeds to poop in his hands)

by SDedalus May 5, 2009

Alabammer

How southerners say the word 'Alabama'. Also any person from the state of Alabama, or anyone who speaks with a heavy southern accent reminiscent of Alabaman speech.

"Yee-haw! Les all go down ter Alabammer and git us sum grits!"

by basserist October 24, 2008

Alabama Steamer

A buckwheat crepe.

Oh, bee's balls! I accidentally dropped an Alabama Steamer on my girlfriend's lap!"...."She'll get over it, just make her a new one and make sure it gets to her mouth this time."

by billybee69 February 24, 2011

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, fucking her, then eating her out.

I was feeling dirty today..... so I gave her an Alabama Hot pocket!

by Rupert123 March 4, 2008