pineapple hairs

According to ‘Anix’ on yt pineapple hairs are the leaves on top of spongebobs house!

“Omg aren’t pineapple hairs so popular to have as a roof now?!”

by emogi_boy2468 June 16, 2020

Mystery Hair

That abnormally long and thick rogue hair that appears on your **** (*insert chin, neck, cheek, shoulder, nose, etc) only a day after you checked last. Most commonly complained about by women, and most commonly pointed out by a third party when you are least likely to have tweezers handy. Don't even both trying to pluck them with your fingernails...they're virtually invincible.

Sitting in a cab on the on the way to a formal event, the victim's most critical friend looks over and notices an "eyelash" on said victim's chin. With a delicate brush of her finger, critical friend attempts to dust it away, only to be met with spiny resistance. With a maniacal laugh and inability to hide her pleasure, critical friend declares "OMG, you've got a Mystery Hair!". The victim's face pales as she realizes there are no tweezers in her tiny, formal clutch.

(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).

by overanalyzer November 28, 2012

Pineapple Hair

The green stuff on top of a pineapple that is its hair.

Uh... what is it called...? Let's just call it pineapple hair - anix

by Bread21 June 16, 2020

Modelesque Hair

Lit AF Hair Company selling 100% Virgin hair

Becky was slaying with her Modelesque Hair that she got from modelesquehair.com

by qihcsvc July 2, 2017

Butt hair

Hair that goes up your butt

Hey u got butt hair and it smells nice

by Ur dad who got no milk April 30, 2022

Hair trap

When you expect a woman to be hot from behind or a distance based on her having the hair of someone attractive, but when you see her face she is not hot at all... A hair trap

from the back I thought she was hot but she was a total hair trap

by The double d July 7, 2015

Emo hair

How most people call the hairstyle which is common in the emo and scene subculture. It's usually kind of spiky and covers one or both eyes, but there are many different variations of the hairstyle. Often the hair is dyed (most of the time it's either black or very bright colors).
The style was very popular a few years ago but many people still wear it today. If done right it looks really attractive.

"Hey, what do you think of you my new haircut?"

"Kind of looks like Emo hair ."

by You_are_the_one_who_asked November 16, 2020