muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010

Muff-hugga

Muh/fuh/gah/ noun. 1. One who "hugs" "muff".
2. (crude) variant of "Mother fucker"

1. I'm the muff-hugga who's dating his ex girlfriend.

2. You're a STUPID muff-hugga aint cha?

by soulsurvivor_2001 October 19, 2009

muff putt

The action of kicking a female in the nether regions.

That bitch totally cut me off! She deserves a good muff putt.

by guru-guru-sama October 17, 2008

slush muff

When you have a muffin top and it slushes around like a warm slushie from 7/11.

Those tight pants are giving that fat bitch a slush muff.

by mwalk May 17, 2014

muff cannon

Squirting

She's for a great Muff Cannon

by Didn'tBreakaSquirt April 24, 2014

thunder muff

When you pull a girl's panties down and there's an explosion of pubic hair due to complete lack of grooming

When I pulled down her panties her thunder muff looked like my moms hair from the 80s.

by Courtmalgieri June 12, 2014

muff-caking

When spending lots of time with your girlfriend because she is your only ride or transportation.

Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"

by Ludan November 11, 2013