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give turkey

Someone who bullshits or says something often that is bullshit.

Man1: HEY dude did you here that story man3 told me?
Man2: Yeah I have heard it five times differently. You do know man3 is a Give Turkey right?
Man1: A Give Turkey?
Man2: Yeah means he says alot of bullshit. He's a bullshitter. The whole story is bullshit.
That man is a total Give Turkey.
by PhillipMcKracken May 22, 2018
mugGet the give turkeymug.

Turkey Bacon

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian
This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon
by Kintock November 2, 2017
mugGet the Turkey Baconmug.

Turkey Tugging

Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys
My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night
by blackdynamite5454 April 19, 2011
mugGet the Turkey Tuggingmug.

Turkey Thug

It’s a legend, a gobble gangsta who gives no fucks.
Next thing you know, he went all turkey thug on my ass.
by OG Bobby Johnson Jr April 11, 2021
mugGet the Turkey Thugmug.

slap the turkey

When you slap a partner (Lover) in the face with a erect penis
by Lack and Jenna go Yasss January 26, 2017
mugGet the slap the turkeymug.

Turkeys on the table

This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.
With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.
by TV CARv March 20, 2010
mugGet the Turkeys on the tablemug.

Turkey Suprise

Turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.
Turkey Suprise
Male: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.

Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.

Male: When you are done, please puke the in one spot to make it easier to recycle for my "Turkey Surprise".

Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.

Male: thats my girl.
by that guy>.> October 8, 2012
mugGet the Turkey Suprisemug.

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