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top hatting

Top hatting refers to the act of masturbating to a picture of Abraham Lincoln
After visiting the Lincoln Memorial, I totally caught my buddy Camilo top hatting in his hotel room.
by A history muff February 28, 2011
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Top Bunk

Something that is more than average; better than normal. May connotate exceptional quality, although more than standard fare is sufficient.
Dude--that food is top bunk!
by motobat June 13, 2015
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top notch

Best and better than the in competition. First used in 1848 when reffering to a lady friend. Notches in the bed post were used to keep a record of the women you slept with. If she was the top notch then she was the best in show.
That chick I went home with last night was "top notch."
by Spazraw September 1, 2009
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set top

When you’re stupid tv stops working when naked Voldemort is reborn.
Yo dude I was watching Harry Potter yesterday and it was a total fucking set top.
by TheRealDeal8675309 November 26, 2018
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Top Slut

Top moderator in justin.tv channels not including any bots. Why slut? because they're always ontop of everyone else. enough said
top slutdarkdicehard2impress_secretagent
by hard2impress_ March 27, 2009
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top dogging

The act of having a person lying face down and then mounting for typical anal incertion. Then canoeing your penis between the butt cheeks in a repetitive motion while never actually inverting into to butt hole.
Chuck smiled as Bruce was top dogging him in front of the Dream Team. Top dogging is the sexual act of canoeing you penis between the butt cheeks in a repetitive motion.
by Young Bruce Wayne June 11, 2018
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Taco Top

1. To add taco-like paraphernalia to the top of a taco pizza. (examples: tomatoes, lettuce, nacho chips etc...)

2. When you're at it with a chick, you take a dump on her chest (re-fried beans), add pubic hair (shredded cheese), some period blood (taco sauce), and then proceed to top it all off with your own special sauce (sour cream)The procedure is an exact replication of the"Cleveland steamer" This is all done in a manner consistent with the"chilli dog" as well, except that it requires more ingredients and a stronger stomach.
B: "hey man...the other night I was with this freaky chick and she wanted me to give her the taco top..."

P: "Really? I would have been like "sure" until she explained that she had extra "sauce" this time...freakin sick."
by fillplowchewbracca October 18, 2012
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