Riley

The most perfect person in the whole world. Basically the equivalent of the sun walking around in human form. You never laugh more than when you're with them, and the sound of their laugh fills your whole body with happiness. Truly the best friend you could ever have, and the most amazing person you will ever know. Not to mention, the most gorgeous and sexy and hot person ever to live. Riley's are superior!!!

"Do you know Riley?"
"no"
"Well you are missing out in a big way"

by Calleesaurus June 5, 2023

Riley

A very fuckable man who everyone wants to smash down with their throbbing rock hard dicks.
One of the hottest specimens known to man kind.
Has a huge penis with thick veins full of the tastiest semen a man can have.

Person 1: Oh my god i want Riley to bang me sooo much, i think i might cum just thinking about him.
Person 2: I already did cum, and I don't know Riley!
Person 1: Yeah, when he was walking past me when I was walking my dog, my dog ejaculated absolutely everywhere, and it is a girl!
Person 2: I can't blame her!

by Huge Cocked Boy June 11, 2023

Riley

SCUM OF THE EARTH.

damn Riley. your a bitch.

by jermaluvr123 January 18, 2023

Riley

poopoo brain

woah look its riley the poopoo brain

by jermaluvr123 January 18, 2023

rachel riley

1. A stubborn foul-mouthed chick you cannot "take home to your mama". Most beautiful dark haired green eyed creature.

2.THE BEBES...LEETLE

3. A ROO, A RACHEL D ROO , A ROOOTIE D DOO, AND A ROOOTIE DOODIE DOOODIE DOOTIE DOOO ROO DA DEE DOOOOOO DO DI DO DO DO

Rachel Riley will be who I take to prom.

by Hisbitch25 January 18, 2023

riley

riley is the hottest guy you'll meet in your life so if you ever have the chance to date him don't waste your chance! he's smart, funny, has a nice body, hottest guy in school and definitely worth dating. he's very shy around you since he just likes you so much but the two of you alone, he will be the sexiest guy to have ever be made by god. he doesn't like to fake anything so in front of anybody he will make sure they know you're dating. in bed he's the best of the best! a really big dick, caring and gentle and iwll make you cum a lot of times with pure pleasure so overall he's perfect, a 10/10!

emilia: god i bet riley has a really small dick
camila: what?! no he doenst! it a 10 inch!

by greenaccomp January 26, 2023

Pulling a Riley

Using some lame or bullshit excuse to get out of doing something or get the day off work to sit around at home and do as much as he would do at work ( Fuck all)

I am not going to work today my mates off I am pulling a riley

by Turbo dazzo January 26, 2023