Mug

That thing you use for exercising your fingers, ya know, just slide your fingers into the oval of torture. Its also used for getting your mom to give you a big old spanky

Son. Ah, what a great day to exercise my fingers, woops, I just dropped the mug
Mom: DID I JUST HERE WAHT I JUST HEARD?
Son: if you heard it then why are you asking?
Mom: IM COMING FOR YOU!
Son: "sigh",another day another spanky

by Blokbum June 1, 2021

Mug

A word used to replace any noun; replaces the word 'jawn' or 'thing'.

Bring that mug over here

by nancipelosisqueef March 8, 2022

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

world's best dad mug

The perfect gift for when you forget Father's Day.

"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"

by JustYourBoy September 18, 2017

Mug root beer

Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.

Well, I’m a mug blooded American ya hear? My veins are flowin with nothin but mug root beer

by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023

Mug

1. To attack someone
2. The face
3. What urban dictionary wants you to buy under every definition
4. Nice cup that is for warm drinks

1. Dude, I just witnessed someone getting mugged at the local bar.
2. I hate my mug.
3. Buy the ‘mug’ mug! -urban dictionary
4. I poured some hot chocolate into my nice mug.

by Bubbabro999 March 29, 2024

Discord mug

Alternative word for femboy

Hey have seen that femboy

Don't you mean discord mug?

by Terra595 January 7, 2023