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cloud wizard

Someone who comes heavily stepping in someones domain spewing tremendous clouds of vapor in mysterious styles
That kid came in started doing weird tricks with his vape like he was summoning sime kind of vape demon...HE WAS A CLOUD WIZARD I TELL YOU
by im smokin tooka July 22, 2020
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Bean Cloud

Noun- A cloud of masturbation scented air.
Sorry about the smell in here, I think I’ve got a bean cloud lingering around from flicking earlier.

“Dude did you smell her bean cloud?” “Yeah man, she should definitely go to the doctor, that bean cloud STINKS”
by itzdnice September 23, 2020
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Foul cloud

He was nearly sick when he walking into the foul cloud from Mich's fart
by MattMuz September 25, 2020
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cloud muncher

When you’re giving a rimjob and the person farts in your mouth.
Guy: I was eating Sally’s ass last night and she farted in my mouth. But I kept on going.
Other guy: Dude, you’re a cloud muncher.
by Metal /M\ September 28, 2020
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Cloud

Cloud = Complete Loss of User Data
Cloud computing is where one puts all one's eggs in someone else's basket. This now means that the cloud has you by the balls. The IT people you once employed are now too expensive to call as they have now all become freelance consultants.
Argh! Fucking cloud has gone down and the client can't access any of their data.
by SaltyKnob September 29, 2020
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Cloud Guitar

A Classic Guitar instantly recognisable to many as the instrument wielded by one of the greatest musicians/songwriters in the universe, Prince. This guitar was first introduced in the 1980s hit film Purple Rain which helped Prince reach his level of fame. This guitar took on many different colours throughout his tours, one example being the Sign Of The Times Tour where the guitar was a Peach colour, he’s also rocked the cloud in other colours such as blue, PURPLE, yellow, red, etc...

This instrument was kitted with a SC and a HB pickup, these were EMG branded, giving him that electronic (Computer Blue 😉) sound.

Paired with a few boss pedals and a Mesa boogie amp star amp, you’ll be sounding like the purple one himself.
Prince: Fetch me my cloud guitar, I’m feeling CRAZY...
PUNCH A HIGHER FLOOR!!!
by The Purple Scribe September 30, 2020
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Browser-Based Cloud

An inconceivable term that should not exist. It means software that is installed across a network of internet browsers. Not secure, not safe, not feasible, not real. The type of term a salesperson would come up with without speaking to a member of marketing first.
My software is a browser-based cloud, the only thing more secure is a chimpanzee holding a banana.
by Sporky Donkey October 16, 2020
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