November 12

Today is the day your girlfriend give you the greatest head of the year, and she keeps eye contact as you finish in her mouth.

My girlfriend gave me the greatest blowjob ever today, I forgot it was November 12th!

by Ricky Iglesia November 12, 2020

November 12

The national, slap ya’ girls ass day

Boy: slaps girls ass
Girl: about to hit him
Boy: ” eyyy it’s November 12th you know what that means”
Girl: “ooooh fuck it...”

by ✨☁️ M I L K Y W A Y ☁️✨ November 11, 2019

June 12

The day you celebrate your smexy friend named Ceci

Person 1: HAPPY JUNE 12 CECI

by Abcdefghijkpmnopqrstuvwxyz June 12, 2021

October 12

National fuck your best friends mom day

October 12th ../National fuck your best friends mom day is when you fuck your best-friends mom and get away with it .

by Jennifer handlmans October 6, 2022

November 12

Give a guy your scrunchie and give a girl your hoodie day.

Girl: hey, it’s November 12, can I have your hoodie?
Guy: sure, but you have to give me your scrunchie.

by Parxie1313 November 11, 2019

AK-12

One look at this and stupid people who don't know what a gun is would call it an AK47

Person #1: What gun is this?
Retard: LOLZ THAT'Z AN AK47
Person with large penis #2: You fail! IT'S an AK-12 I'm gonna give you a prostate exam now!
-Prostate exam-

by J-Hoax January 6, 2010

12:56am

The exact time on March 1st, 1994 that Justin Bieber was born.

Person 1: "Hey, it's 12:56am!"
Person 2: "Oh my bieber!"

by belieberttm December 30, 2010