December 12

Give your super wonderful boyfriend lucas a million hugs and remind him hes the best boyfriend in the world.

Kayla-guess what today iiisss
Lucas-what?
Kayla- DECEMBER 12TH
Lucas- YAY HUGSSS

by Ladyp0mp0m December 12, 2020

November 12

Today is the day your girlfriend give you the greatest head of the year, and she keeps eye contact as you finish in her mouth.

My girlfriend gave me the greatest blowjob ever today, I forgot it was November 12th!

by Ricky Iglesia November 12, 2020

November 12

The national, slap ya’ girls ass day

Boy: slaps girls ass
Girl: about to hit him
Boy: ” eyyy it’s November 12th you know what that means”
Girl: “ooooh fuck it...”

by ✨☁️ M I L K Y W A Y ☁️✨ November 11, 2019

October 12

National fuck your best friends mom day

October 12th ../National fuck your best friends mom day is when you fuck your best-friends mom and get away with it .

by Jennifer handlmans October 6, 2022

February 12

national eat at whataburger day!!

looks at date* oh it’s february 12th lets go eat at whataburger!!

by fhattie:) January 29, 2021

AK-12

One look at this and stupid people who don't know what a gun is would call it an AK47

Person #1: What gun is this?
Retard: LOLZ THAT'Z AN AK47
Person with large penis #2: You fail! IT'S an AK-12 I'm gonna give you a prostate exam now!
-Prostate exam-

by J-Hoax January 6, 2010

12:56am

The exact time on March 1st, 1994 that Justin Bieber was born.

Person 1: "Hey, it's 12:56am!"
Person 2: "Oh my bieber!"

by belieberttm December 30, 2010