9-Eleven

A Popular Convenience Store Located at almost every street corner in Afghanistan Since The Taliban Took Over,
Popular Items sold include Abandoned US Armored Vehicles. IEDs and Mortars that don't shoot more than 3 feet..

Hey Lets go to the 9-Eleven Across the street and get some Jihad Supplies, I need to blow myself up today.

by SpicySawce May 6, 2022

9/11

buzzkill; when you are high, something hits you, no longer high

Was high as balls, then Caleb called and 9/11'ed me with some bullshit

by 666tacos September 11, 2020

november 9

Ask your crush out day, or get slapped upside the head

You: Hey
Crush: Hey
You: Its November 9 and I really like you do you wanna date?
Crush: Yes

by Rentmice November 8, 2020

june 9

National appreciate your favorite cousin day

june 9 is when i can show off my favorite cousin

by hnfygb June 9, 2022

december 9

December 9th is when u tell Lola u have a crush on her

ah fuck its december 9th i gotta tell Lola i like her now

by told me not to use my realname December 9, 2020

9/11

9/11 is the day planes attacked

(Bob) hey 9/11 was horrible

(Al quda) yes the planes attacked us and definitely not us

by Spleens April 16, 2020

November 9

This day is nationally, slap 5 of Your close friends every time you see them.

YOU:Wassup

THEM: sup
YOU:( slap)
THEM :why
YOU:November 9

by anonymous November 8, 2020