micro shart

The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.

I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.

by Anon_* January 8, 2021

Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts

v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.

by CArthur June 20, 2021

flaming shart

When you feel the burning sensation in the anus followed by shit on the walls.

I feel it... the flaming shart.

by Sebasssssssss23 January 6, 2016

Shart

When you try to fart but shit comes out, usually diarrhea.

John: Remember that girl Cindy? On our first date I sharted. William: Oh wow, did she notice?

by Something in my dick April 9, 2022

Shart-Knuckle

When you get fisted and shit comes out onto the hand

I once shart-knuckled a girl and her asshole exploded violently.

by acquainted fetus March 25, 2024

Shart-vac

Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.

Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!

by MC1986 May 7, 2021

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014