Bullshit

Relating to Court and the law.

‘Great, I have to go through this bullshit again.’
I thought as I walked into the courtroom.

by C&Y BS December 25, 2018

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Bullshit crush

A bullshit crush is when a person has a crush on someone but doesn’t have a proper reason to like the and they often confuse a crush for lust

Stacy has a bullshit crush on Tyler

by J57 October 13, 2023

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Reality Bullshit

How Life Really is and How It's Not What We Expect it To Be, Nor Wanted To Happen

Man: Why Is This Always Happening To Me?
Friend Of Man: It's That Reality Bullshit I Been Telling You About

by Sunshineishereandneverleaving May 7, 2018

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When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.

Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!

Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.

If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a

contradiction.

So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.

by Jekr June 12, 2019

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