Suck him off

Someone who is excessively praising, defending, or showing favor to another person in an obsequious or unnecessary way.

He's doing the bare minimum and you're praising him? You might as well Suck him off.

by Ilikedefininggenzterms March 15, 2025

The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

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The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Checkin(g) off the(m) boxes

When someone presents, usually inadvertently or unassumingly, as attractive in a variety of ways but may not have been immediately identified as classically attractive at first sight.

"I didn't realize how attractive I found him/her until I realized he/she was checkin(g) off the(m) boxes!"

by darrenxix March 19, 2025

Take the pants off the cat

A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to

"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"

by Jukebox Jeremy March 21, 2025

CHEMICALLY OFF BALANCED

That feeling you get when that pussy done fucked you up and left you questioning all the other pussy you've had

Tajill left me Chemically off balanced last night

by Weird Red November 23, 2021

Get off the cross

Playing the martyr when you are the one that is unfairly treating someone else.

"How dare you get angry at me cheating on you - if you were doing what I wanted and giving me what I needed I wouldn't cheat"

Get off the cross - no matter what I did or didn't give you cheating is not right and you know it.

by Lethallydosed November 23, 2021

Jack-off artist

On the "hoe-stroll" or "track" where prostitutes can be found
There are "tricks" men who actually partake in good business and spend money
Then there are "jack-off artists "
Men that circle the block again and again never rolling down there windows sometimes parking halfway up or down the block but usually staying mobile. They have no intent to spend money they just drive around masterbating to the hoes on display

Hoe1"Damn that fools back again with his broke ass what is he doing"
Hoe2 "who? Oh the red Nissan? Yea you know he's a jack-off artist"
Hoe1" what you mean?"
Hoe2 " he ain't a real trik he gets off beating his meat behind the safety his tinted windows"

by Capaquarius92 May 16, 2023