Butt Pregnant

When she still ends up pregnant, even though you came in her butthole.

“Did you hear that Stacy got butt pregnant with Andre’s Baby?”

by BrandyBigDick42069 June 5, 2025

butt

the buttocks.

If you were a true friend, you'd brand my butt.

by 脚ぬください January 12, 2020

butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

doggy poop butt

You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!

Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Butt relish

Butt relish is. Shit sperm and lube mixed

Last night. I looked on the bed and there was butt relish

by Bills rv service August 7, 2019

stinky-butt head

The worst thing you can ever call someone. It has the power of 100 shaggy's combined. If you call someone this, the universe explodes.

Joe: Your mom gay
Bob: Don't make me
Joe: Do it. I dare you
Bob You are a stinky-butt head
Joe:*explodes and so does the universe*

by phantonrider636 May 11, 2021

Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023