by DanKuren September 17, 2016
Get the Ninja Turtle Sexmug. A simon sex manic is a person that's extremely good at sex 24/7 and also produces cum 10 times faster then the average adult male. A simon sex maniac can sometimes be so agressive that there will literaly come smoke off of his penis after the intense crazy sexy dance.
He also is known to fool bitches with his avarage sized penis they often are like "hey i don't know if this will do it for me" the simon sex maniac will then go insane during the sex and actually will commit hate crimes against cock shamers including cock slamming, cock guillotine and cock murder.
He also is known to fool bitches with his avarage sized penis they often are like "hey i don't know if this will do it for me" the simon sex maniac will then go insane during the sex and actually will commit hate crimes against cock shamers including cock slamming, cock guillotine and cock murder.
by Slayerofcocks November 22, 2021
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Daddy: Shamima, why is there smoke coming from the garden?
Shamima: I don’t know let me check...
*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*
Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU
Shamima: I don’t know let me check...
*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*
Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU
by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019
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