Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.

She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.

by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018

white-sized

Getting managed out for being the wrong race

Dagny? She’s no longer working here. She’s been white-sized.

by mostlymoist August 4, 2021

White charging

The practice of tit for tat petty money charges between friends.

Person 1: Could you Venmo me for the ride?

Person 2: why are you white charging me… you offered to give me a ride home…

by Hextrexbex September 12, 2021

White people

People who clap when the microwave beeps

Why would those white people clap for a plane

by You'v been visited by the legg April 17, 2023

White Shower

When you jerk your thing, it all flies to the ceiling and ends up falling down, like a shower.

Hey baby, did you know that when I touch it, it goes up to the ceiling and after a while goes down? It's like a White Shower!

by whb-1 August 5, 2025

White Privilege

Something that is real, but is commonly used as an ad hominem by SJW's in a pejorative context to disparage white people and make them feel guilty of their own existence or guilt trip them into believing their sick minded ideologies.

SJW: sees a white person* "Well that's just white privilege."

by UltimateDoge July 2, 2021

Blue and White Tub

Tub with blue and white coloring.

Gotta try this but with the regular Blue and White Tub of cool whip

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023