ass buffer

one who eats ass; usually used to describe a fag.

Look at that guy in the tight pants, he is definately an ass buffer

by TurningGargoyle May 31, 2007

Assed Up

Assed up is most commonly used in situations when livid is too weak and fucking enraged is not acceptable language for the company in the room. It makes the elderly giggle for being wrong, yet tepid by today's standards.

Boy, the boss sure is assed up about all of us being the world's most worthless employees.

by Optimous Douche November 26, 2014

ass-pimp

1.)The art of pimping out one sisters ass.
2.) Giving verbal homage to a banging ass friend

I had to ass-pimp my SL sister so she could strut her stuff in her bitch boots and take down her whore challenger.

by SweetTeets Cupcake August 7, 2011

Ass booger

A crap/shit/fecies/poop.

Man, I've got an ass booger that's been waiting to get out since 9 AM, I don't think I can clench it in anymore.

by Sir Kinky Doodle April 26, 2010

Ass Packer

One who packs another males ass, it's an insult so they don't really need to for you to call them it.

Someone calls you stupid...
You say, "Shut up ya stupid ass packer

by Vanilla Gorilla January 25, 2005

Taco ass

Taco Ass The backside of the hard or soft shelled taco in which all of the taco’s insides slide out making the effect that the taco is actually pooping out the lettuce, tomato, cheese, meat and sour cream.

“Check out Julie’s white blouse, looks like a serious case of taco ass to me!”

by ReginaandRay December 14, 2008

candy ass

someone with a sweet ass, or has stretch mark that resemble candy canes.

Sophia:"WOW! CHECK OUT MY CANDY ASS!"

Athena:"SEXY!"

by ~ATHENA~ March 26, 2009