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bearding off

When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.
by Resin factory September 25, 2020
mugGet the bearding offmug.

Off the wood

Phrase describing someone who’s really baked. Particularly baked off a backwoods
Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”

Ryan - “He’s off the wood man
by Purple drink October 29, 2021
mugGet the Off the woodmug.

to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics
if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.
by Sexydimma May 2, 2015
mugGet the to get the monkey off your backmug.

Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime
Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.
by JRpoo January 15, 2020
mugGet the Shoes off deucemug.

Bitch off of cocaine

To bitch out/ die due to a drug overdone (specifically cocaine)
1. It's a shame Ryan was to bitch off of cocaine

2. I can't believe he's gone, he really went and bitched off of cocaine
by RestorativeEntrusion June 3, 2023
mugGet the Bitch off of cocainemug.

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.
Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.
by plappypie November 8, 2025
mugGet the jerking off mariomug.

Yanking off

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
by anonymous July 4, 2024
mugGet the Yanking offmug.

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