When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.
by Resin factory September 25, 2020
Get the bearding offmug. Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”
Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”
Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”
by Purple drink October 29, 2021
Get the Off the woodmug. if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.
by Sexydimma May 2, 2015
Get the to get the monkey off your backmug. Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.
by JRpoo January 15, 2020
Get the Shoes off deucemug. 1. It's a shame Ryan was to bitch off of cocaine
2. I can't believe he's gone, he really went and bitched off of cocaine
2. I can't believe he's gone, he really went and bitched off of cocaine
by RestorativeEntrusion June 3, 2023
Get the Bitch off of cocainemug. Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what
Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what
Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.
by plappypie November 8, 2025
Get the jerking off mariomug. When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
by anonymous July 4, 2024
Get the Yanking offmug.