dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.

Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"

by Ilkley March 26, 2020

What the dog doin'?

A mystery that has yet to be solved by the brightest heads of humanity.

That is if it shall ever be solved.

So the question indeed remains :"What is the Dog doing?"

Give me some of those mints...oh yeah me too..oh yeah .cool .....what the dog doin'?
-when someone hase mints in school.

by Redos (make up your own name!) January 02, 2022

Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

fierce dog

An aggressive gay male who prefers to bottom.

Most straight guys are fierce dogs; they take control during sex, but just want to bottom.

by brendanity October 04, 2008

cheesy korean dog

When your Korean GF has yeast and ends up sucking you off after going in raw.

Hey baby, you want a Cheesy Korean Dog tonight?

by Drgnflms7 July 08, 2019

Nico the Bald Dog

A really tiny dog who is losing his hair, he has a lot of anger about it. Never pet a nico when he is sleeping

“Wow nico the bald dog is the worst , even Mr Nubs is better and he barely has a tail”

by wowowowdefinitions May 06, 2022

dollar dog

Citizen of the United States of America.

He's a typical dollar dog - total bullshitter without an off-switch.

by Dave Scratter January 11, 2025