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Getting poptarted

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.
When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.
by Madcow81 January 2, 2017
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It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered

Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"

Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"

People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."

Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"

People "Yes."

Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"

People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"

Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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get even, or get even worse

Casino slang refers to a situation where a player has lost a significant amount of money playing slots and, instead of simply going home, decides that the better course of action is to go to the baccarat or blackjack table and wager the exact amount of their loss on a single hand. If the player wins, they "get even"; if they lose, they "get even worse." This concept was developed by the infamous Vegas Matt.
"Well, we just lost $12,000 in twenty minutes--the best thing to do is go play one $12,000 hand of baccarat to get even, or get even worse.'
by mr katz November 21, 2024
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get wet

1:imma go get wet
1c/hild:ayo wtafdyefm man
1: im going for a shower dirty-mided person
1c: o o k
by pseud0nym12470 December 15, 2023
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get her going drive

when you're sat on a tractor
by rawr_xd December 10, 2021
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To get Benny'd

When you meet someone that seems cool, but as you get to know them they act like your crazy ex girlfriend who won't leave you alone.
Person 1: How's your friend Anon doing?
Person 2: We aren't friends I'm trying to get out of it, but he wont leave me alone.
Person 1: Oh lol you're getting Benny'd
Person 2: Shut up he's right behind us!

To get Benny'd is to be followed by a person you're specifically trying to avoid.
by Redness AF September 12, 2022
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