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ass hatry

1. adj. descriptive words used to state the rediculousness of an act, article of clothing, or ones state of being.
2. adj. descriptive words used to call something "bullshit" or "a bunch of shinnanigans"
3. n. the uncommonly studied indonesian profession of hatting an ass.
4. v. the process of hatting an ass
when saying, "this is absolutely rediculous!"
substitute ass-hatry to get: "this is ass-hatry!"
"this is a load of ass hatry"
by balthazar1 November 8, 2006
mugGet the ass hatrymug.

Ass Grizzle

1. The crusty feces that is left on the anus hole after a sloppy dump with out wiping. Hence the "grizzle"
That boy took a wet shit, didnt wipe, and hasn't showered in a few days. He has got some raging ass grizzle!!
by Yeast Infection May 13, 2005
mugGet the Ass Grizzlemug.

ass chimp

A word or phrase meaning "ma bitch." A being or having a someone to do all your dirty work and/or any tasks or chores that need to be done. Mostly a slave to do what is told without any questions asked.
Siobhan is my ass chimp! Get away away Bitch!

I am an ass chimp to Sarah! Get away Bitch!

Ass monkey says: Get away from me u ol' hag i dont need ur SARS!
by sexkitten susie i liuv god April 10, 2003
mugGet the ass chimpmug.

Ladder Ass

After working on a ladder and clenching you guts for hours you are now capable of the worst smelling farts
I thought I was was gonna get some from my girlfriend until I started getting ladder ass
by Webster, bitch October 8, 2008
mugGet the Ladder Assmug.

warm ass

hey boy, you got a warm ass
by hotgirl2 September 23, 2016
mugGet the warm assmug.

phantom ass

random mooning. in other words..the random flashing (showing) of ones ass to an unsuspecting victim. usually accompanied by shouting of the phrase "phantom ass!"
*john's bro runs in and does the phantom ass*

*all witnesses groan*
by ksudnsnu August 10, 2008
mugGet the phantom assmug.

tempurpedic ass

A Girls ass which is usually big but soft and fluffy like you just wanna mushroom stamp it and you feel like the stamp will stay there. aka a perfect ass
Dick aka Richard: so what did she look naked? was she hot.

Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.

Dick: then what happened?

Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one

Dick: Well?

Jason: What?

Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!

Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha

Jason: your such a flag twirler

Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag
by Mike Sweenie November 14, 2010
mugGet the tempurpedic assmug.

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