Ass Crayon

An anomaly during the act of defecation in which your sphincter clamps tightly around fecal matter, resulting in the requirement of wiping your ass until your brown-eye bleeds profusely.

I'm sorry I'm walking a bit awkwardly today. I had a horrible Ass Crayon this morning.

by Orion20 January 3, 2010

tempurpedic ass

A Girls ass which is usually big but soft and fluffy like you just wanna mushroom stamp it and you feel like the stamp will stay there. aka a perfect ass

Dick aka Richard: so what did she look naked? was she hot.

Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.

Dick: then what happened?

Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one

Dick: Well?

Jason: What?

Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!

Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha

Jason: your such a flag twirler

Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag

by Mike Sweenie November 14, 2010

ass-pimp

1.)The art of pimping out one sisters ass.
2.) Giving verbal homage to a banging ass friend

I had to ass-pimp my SL sister so she could strut her stuff in her bitch boots and take down her whore challenger.

by SweetTeets Cupcake August 7, 2011

swashbuckling ass

the act of pirating ass

I went to the mall with hopes of swashbuckling ass.

by ksphikapBJ July 28, 2006

ass-be-dri

A cotton/polyester half-moon shaped insert that prevents anal sweat and odor from reaching ones undergarments or other clothing.

Christin, It was so hot in that office, I wouldn't have made it without an Ass-Be-Dri to keep me smelling fresh and feeling clean.

by R. Thorpe September 27, 2005

ass hatry

1. adj. descriptive words used to state the rediculousness of an act, article of clothing, or ones state of being.
2. adj. descriptive words used to call something "bullshit" or "a bunch of shinnanigans"
3. n. the uncommonly studied indonesian profession of hatting an ass.
4. v. the process of hatting an ass

when saying, "this is absolutely rediculous!"
substitute ass-hatry to get: "this is ass-hatry!"
"this is a load of ass hatry"

by balthazar1 November 8, 2006

ass buffer

one who eats ass; usually used to describe a fag.

Look at that guy in the tight pants, he is definately an ass buffer

by TurningGargoyle May 31, 2007