shit the bed

exclamation.
> substitute for the following:
-shit
-fuck
-damn
-hell

"I got a D on the benchmark! Shit the bed!"

by RojoC April 30, 2007

true shit

A real stuff which is authentic and which is the best of its kind. A thing which can't be denied.

It's not a fake, man. It's true shit right here.

by Gizzmo December 15, 2008

no shit luigi

a common over-used phrase in youtube poops

luigi: look i made a football!
mario: no shit luigi!

by jordyy March 27, 2008

shit katana

the name of katana covered in shit. mays also refer to a samori who shit on his sword and uses it to humiliate his opponent

dude1: i was watching a karate movit last night and a smari took out his shit katana and thred it at the ninja, the katana mised but the sword didn't

dude2: like omg dude that must of been so funny after school im going to your house to see it. that ok?

dude1: sure, of course

by lol shit sword 2 February 23, 2009

Google-shit!

You call google shit on someone who feigns knowledge of something without admitting they just looked it up on some search engine.

Chatting with someone online you wonder who did that Bertha Butt song and five seconds later they say "I think it was Jimmy Castro or Castor or something like that" and you know they're blowing it out their ass, so you say "Google-shit!"

by Jim Sportcoat March 3, 2009

shit head

n. See tweaker.

Johnny smokes a lot of meth.

Yeah, he's a shit head.

by Hot Buttered Elves February 2, 2009

Shit The Bed

1. When you do cost your team a match in any game.

2. When you have a high dollar object that you cant use because of a cheaper part when compared to the whole object.

Rolli went 1-8 on Warhawk?
Yeah, he really shit the bed.

I have a $3,500 computer in my basement but I can't use it because the case broke.
Well, you shit the bed.

by Deodorizer July 5, 2014