trojan baby

When your Trojan breaks and you have a baby it is a Trojan baby.

John told me his condom broke. Looks like he's got a Trojan baby coming.

by Timstauder January 2, 2017

baby tikes

If you know you know

What’s the crack baby tikes

by Baby tikes September 18, 2020

Babies

A stupid thing your parents made and probably regret making.

Mom: "Lets have babies!"

Dad: "Okay, but we won't keep it right?"
Mom: "No lets just do it for the-"
Dad: "Okay! I'm in!"

by Anonymous (Unknown) June 7, 2018

Wic baby

A person who was raised with government assistance.

That bum Maya is a wic baby

by MayasFan3432 September 11, 2021

baby bong

Half the size of a normal bong (little sized bong)

I'm real feeling it now I'm only going have a baby bong

by Kinganswers December 18, 2015

Baby Syndrome

When someone loves something as a baby but neglects or hates it when it's grows up. Most common with people who get puppies or kittens.

"Yeah Jess got rid of the puppy once he got bigger, I guess she has baby syndrome."

by UnseriousCat October 12, 2017

Baby

Baby’s are cute and all but when will they ever shut up. They’re eyes make us brainwashed by they are cute but soon the baby’s will take over the world and there will be no survivors. :>

Humano1:aw that baby is so cute
Humano2: aw thanks

Baby: -.-

by Ebola:> April 22, 2020