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Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?
Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
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Get her Jersey

Getting her name and number, the two things found on a baseball jersey.
Tom saw her from across the club and was like "Cracka, I gotta get her jersey!"
by BrosefTheBroLord May 18, 2015
mugGet the Get her Jerseymug.

Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.
"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"
by QuacksO July 24, 2024
mugGet the Do you always get up this surly?mug.

Get

Josh, get”
by Big daddy1234568272818181 January 10, 2021
mugGet the Getmug.

Getting Momcelled

Referring to when your friend gets delayed or is forced to cancel plans due to parental interference
frequently spelled Momcel'ed due to the common 'cel' suffix of terms like incel, etc.
"Did Matthew say when he'll be back?"
"Nah, He's Getting Momcelled right now, so he probably won't be back soon"
by Spartmilkma September 7, 2025
mugGet the Getting Momcelledmug.

get a wigging

To get a really bad lecture because you’re in trouble for something. Comes from Wig Snatching
If we don’t get home before dinner, we’re seriously gonna get a wigging from Mama.
by Zozothecat March 6, 2020
mugGet the get a wiggingmug.

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