Butt Mutter

A low, rumbling fart, not quite silent, but by no means a foghorn

"Man, I'm glad that one came out as a butt Mutter; momma woulda paddled me if I let one rip in church again."

by qvackhead May 15, 2025

Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

Butt Snack

Someone who is very annoying and very sour. Like eating a pile of poop.

Hannah: “she’s such a Butt Snack!”
Stella: “right? She’s awfully rude!”
Hannah: “ when I talk to her it’s like eating a treat from your butt!”

by Ihatevb May 18, 2025

Papa-Butt

The bittersweet gastrointestinal aftermath of a glorious Papa John’s-fueled gathering with friends after a full day of excessive libations. Characterized by euphoric garlic sauce bonding, communal declarations of love, and next-morning regret punctuated by violent, flaming hot gas and a bowel movement so regrettable it deserves its own apology text chain.

Last night was peak—Jeremy brought Guinness, Dan double-fisted Lonely Heart, Lauren practically drank the garlic sauce, Jenna was crying from laughter, and Russ and Jessica made out to a Papa John’s jingle—but now I’ve got a serious case of Papa-Butt. Please send Tums. And prayers.

by AMPM91 May 26, 2025

Butt

a part of the body, also called REDACTED

How do people poop?
Using their butt, of course!

by MistahPhone May 28, 2025

Butt Pregnant

When she still ends up pregnant, even though you came in her butthole.

“Did you hear that Stacy got butt pregnant with Andre’s Baby?”

by BrandyBigDick42069 June 5, 2025

Butt Boner

a sensation in your ass caused by heightened bloodflow and excessive pent up steam- akin to the feeling one gets when they pop a boner, but with your butt!

symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.

if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:

I should sleep right now but this butt boner is telling me otherwise

by aintapuppy June 7, 2025