shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022

Dog

Shut Up

My ex and I just got back together-that's dog

by DiarrheaPoopShit February 19, 2022

Cuba Dog

A youth who works on the doors, pal.

"Cuba Dog doesn't think he's 'ard, he knows he's 'ard!"

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Dogs

Something that should never, ever, being in ANYONES vision within a 1873739 mile radius.

Chad: “Man, I’ve had such a long day.”
*proceeds to takes socks off*
Everyone on gods green earth: “NO. PUT THE DOGS AWAY. NOW.”

by slaygirlqueen May 2, 2022

dogs

slang for feet

james: "dude michelle had her dogs out yesterday"
paul: "that's disgusting"

by Aqxa March 3, 2025

Dog Sod Squad

The boys who fuck dogs every week at the Dog Party.

Looks like the Dog Sod Squad is getting together again. How many dogs are gonna be sodomized tonight??

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

Dog rocket

A ciggy, cigarette or smoke

Has anyone got a spare dog rocket (cigarette)?

by Urbanbaz May 6, 2024