by Loaf Daddy Bling Bling August 18, 2012
Get the HORKED OFFmug. Listen Johnny, I know you have some thing weighing on your mind right now, just stop beating off behind the bush and say it.
by anonymous July 24, 2021
Get the Beating off behind the bushmug. When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."
Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"
Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."
Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"
Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."
Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"
by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011
Get the Hook it offmug. On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
Get the National Jerk Off Daymug. When your having anal sex and you slip your dick through a slice of American cheese and continue to rupture her anus, hence the name, cracking the bun off the cheese.
An example for Cracking the bun off the cheese:
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”
by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025
Get the Cracking the bun off the cheesemug. by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023
Get the Shifting me offmug. by Xoxo_broken_dreams July 6, 2019
Get the Fuck offmug.