Female masturbatiin utilizing in adamant objects found around the home. Ie. Shampoo bottle, hair brush or remote control.
I had such a wonderful hot shower this morning. All I needed was to brass off with the small shampoo bottle for while to start my day off right.
by Trueleaffan March 28, 2019
by Leahh92 April 03, 2018
A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?
Some other Dude: Can you David off please.
Some other Dude: Can you David off please.
by Quickbrother August 21, 2019
The Frustration that arises when popups, predictive text, and other software functions interfere with the users experience
Jessica was so tech'd off that her predictive text kept saying "boobs" instead of "boots."
Danny got tech'd off that his favorite news website was now covered in
Pop ups.
Erick was tech'd off when lag caused him to lose first place in his halo tournament.
Danny got tech'd off that his favorite news website was now covered in
Pop ups.
Erick was tech'd off when lag caused him to lose first place in his halo tournament.
by Windchime89 January 19, 2015
Beat your meat, whack off, give it a good wank, rub one out, give it a good rogering.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.
Jed never listens in class, he's such a jack off.
Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?
Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?
by Davey Didoe April 13, 2018