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butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
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Sus in the butt

When a males ass looks like a females fat ass.
Guy 1: “That dude is sus in the butt”.
Guy 2: “Ay yooo, you right tho”
by CaterpillarAss February 25, 2021
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Butt cheeks

Two soft pillows that can be used for sleeping on, or devouring in hopes to reach the juicy little hole at the bottom.
Bob(Very horny): "Hey Maranda, may I please consume those thicc butt cheeks of yours?"
by Cloud126 April 19, 2023
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Butt

A beautiful part of your body; it mostly produces farts, or poop at the most. Also is companyed by your butt crack and butt cheeks. (Aka, 2 Krabby Patty buns. SpongeBob is happy to hear this.)
"Wow! I fell today, and now my BUTT hurts! What will I do?"
"My BUTT has never felt this good after a fart."
"I just took a big Number 2, and now my BUTT feels better."
by Danny's Definitions! June 11, 2018
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butt

a thing that can go *clap* *clap* *clap* and is soft and squishy and u can put your 100 inch pp in there
my butt is so big
by Roc the dogo April 18, 2022
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butt plug brownies

when someone takes a shit and u grab it and stick it back up into your rectem and let someone eat the shit
man: hey last night was delicious can we have ur butt plug brownies every night

man 2: sure bro
by big booty badass January 28, 2020
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butt flee

a word that describes someone who's being annoying like a flee flying around a butt
by butt_flee00 February 1, 2024
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