butt squirrel

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.

How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?

by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011

cum butt fuck

What you call a fugly half bald ginger who is a lazy little bitch and doesn't know how to do their job.

Bob Guy is such a cum butt fuck, he won't teach me how to do calculus.

by gnatosaurus.rex October 15, 2018

Front butt

The lower part of your pelvic area.

Riot if you don't stop I'm going to kick you in the front butt!

by Zebra1919 February 18, 2020

Brazilian Butt Kid

(BBK)
When you get pregnant after someone cums in your juicy butthole and drips down the vagina

Too many margaritas?

Nah, just a Brazilian butt kid!

by Tripod6969 August 21, 2021

Butt wagoon

A ridiculous sized booty.

When the booty has a caravan of cheeks.

OMG shorty got a butt wagoon.
The women in these apartments have butt wagoons.

by Jessethatrackstar January 17, 2023

Butt Fuckington

Short for BFE - Butt Fucking Egypt - Middle of nowhere - boondocks - redneck city, etc etc.

Where did you go?
Butt Fuckington

by Loganix December 28, 2019

Boulder Butt

A woman with an ass that looks like to big boulders, cause of all the demples

Man that woman got a Boulder Butt

by LoveBunny1 January 13, 2014