Jonathan: What’s wrong August?
August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself
Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire
August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself
Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire
by Agge9814 August 9, 2019

by Hotasslizard May 27, 2018

by anonymous November 13, 2020

yellow volkswagon beetle runs a red light into an intersection
big lad toyota hilux dog: "bep"
hilux backseat bandit: "bruv that was pussy beep"
big lad toyota hilux dog: "bep"
hilux backseat bandit: "bruv that was pussy beep"
by techfleecepig January 14, 2024

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

(A sexual act) A guy gives a naked girl a piggy back ride whilst her pussy rubs up and down his bumpy spine.
“Dude I can’t believe that he gave her a Pussy-Back Ride, I didn’t know that they were freaky like that.”
“I heard he gave her a Pussy-Back Ride if you know what I mean…”
“I heard he gave her a Pussy-Back Ride if you know what I mean…”
by Jason Henderson May 29, 2023

That Pimple was hella pussy
by You checked didn’t you August 24, 2022
