Butt Nugget

When someone is being rude and looks like a squished up pile of meat that was just shit out of a man with kidney stones.

Hanna Shibli is the biggest butt nugget of all time.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Butt Muff

A hairy asshole

Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.

by HawkMech81 January 4, 2021

Butt crumbs

Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.

Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗

by efishies15 January 25, 2019

duck butt log munchers

Dan and Phil. Two youtubers that that work together to make videos seen by the internet. A popular video is “Hello Internet” by Daniel Howell.

Did you see those duck butt log munchers new video?

by Gary35Martinel April 22, 2018

Bed Butt

Troll: "Its when two people get into be-"

Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll

Troll: "Sorry...."

Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!

*Keiv the dog wakes up, and has bed butt*

Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"

Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "

by LittleKiddo ✝︎ March 24, 2021

Pepper butt

The condition that causes the overwhelming foul smell that lingers after a female leaves the restroom.

Damn, girl! I just went in the bathroom after Felicia & she's got a bad case of pepper butt. That shit's strong!

by Young Old Lady November 30, 2021

itchy butt syndrome

Otherwise known as the “Joe Fallon” It is a case where u forget to whip ur ass and ur butt becomes itchy

Damn I got a case of the Joe gallon right now (itchy butt syndrome)

by YaMom69 December 30, 2021