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Butt Squeezer

a situation or event causing great anxiety or tension

(as in a real close contested sport match that causes you to watch at the edge of the seat; causing the butt to squeeze while waiting for the outcome)
The double overtime basketball game was a real butt squeezer

The tennis match between Sam and Matt was a real butt squeezer
by Slam2k2 August 2, 2021
mugGet the Butt Squeezermug.

saddle butt

1. The soreness felt on the buttocks after riding a bicycle, motorcycle, or horse when one is not used to it.

2. The way the buttocks looks when grinding in reverse cowgirl or doggystyle.
1. Man, I rode a horse for the first time in years yesterday and I've got the worst saddle butt!

2. Dude, you should see her saddle butt when she's riding.
by mad mortarman November 25, 2021
mugGet the saddle buttmug.

butt sag

man that ugly girl has a butt sag
by the lonely janitor February 16, 2018
mugGet the butt sagmug.

Butt-Slut

Someone who really enjoys anal intercourse.
Mariah “ I heard Darien is a Butt-Slut”
Savannah “Yeah, he’s been begging to be pegged, I told him that he’ll have to ask Rick next week to show him how it’s done.”
by Anita dixonmybutt July 16, 2024
mugGet the Butt-Slutmug.

Butt Jointing

Butt Jointing also known as ‘Spigoting’ when scaffolder engages in the sexual act of joining two Brasses (prostitutes) together arsehole to arsehole using a spigot fitting.
‘Went out strait after work with the boys on the Wandsworth job and got on the Stella and packet last night ended up in a Brass house (Brothel), couldn’t get a hard on so I ended up Butt Jointing two Brasses (prostitutes) together and talked shit to them while watching them stagger about like a human crab slapping my limp meat about’
by ArseWeasel March 4, 2023
mugGet the Butt Jointingmug.

butt stuff muppet

One who while intoxicated flops around on the dance floor with absolutely no control, must be supported by another person to function, just like a 'muppet' also has a hankering for getting stuffed in the butt.
by brodunk February 1, 2017
mugGet the butt stuff muppetmug.

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey
Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009
mugGet the Fuck Monkey Buttmug.

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