Zoom Struck

The state of shock you get when you meet someone for the first time when only interacting with them over Zoom.

Wow! You're taller than I expected. I'm Zoom Struck

by Cyire September 20, 2022

zoomies

Refers to street racers weaving in traffic on busy highways moving left and right, switching lanes to avoid slower cars

So many zoomies on the i-95 today, why don't the cops arrest them ?

by OlmanWilfried November 3, 2022

zoombooga

Somebody who is stunned and unbelieving of something

He was being a zoombooga

by anonymous November 26, 2022

Zoom and Shroom

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.

"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"

by Jony Mike December 22, 2022

Zoom Closet

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.

Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!

by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023

zoom cuck

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.

Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.

by PuffyRI February 6, 2023

Zoomer

A person who is typically a part of GenZ and participates in activities that aren't well received in a public space. Being easily triggered and influenced are two attributes of theirs. While not exclusive to them they also tend to be unmotivated, undriven, and lazy.

"He's dancing in front of a hospital bed? What a fucking Zoomer. Recording a Ticktock in the damn hospital show some decency."

by FatherOfNonePersonOfOne February 18, 2023