Ho zoned

When you're trying to get laid by a prostitute or by known ho but can't get none.

Benny: Yo Grant, so I tried to get laid by this prostitute but we just ended up talking and going to a movie. Guess I'll just stay a virgin...
Grant: Did you pay for the movie to?
Benny: Yup.
Grant: Damn bro you just got ho zoned.

by Da Cap'n Speaking November 30, 2014

boat zone

absolutely crazy and fucking insane group of edgy teens on discord who do nothing productive. All are chads in the server, except for one bitchass motherfucker called "bonk lord" who should do the funny (death)

Man, this place is a mess!

Yeah, It's totally boat zone.

by Bonk Lord March 17, 2022

Falafel zone

That time of night around 3am where you talk about anything and everything. Comes from the word “philosophy”

Yo me and jake were in the falafel zone last night. It was craaazyyyyy

by Joyhoymnoy March 4, 2021

The jack zone

The jack zone is a zone which all men want to be in. A zone where all the girls want you because your an absolute fucking stud. Have to have some type of facial hair to be in the jack zone

“ bro did u hear chuck Norris is finnaly in the jack zone”

by Thegoatneno78 February 13, 2019

Biden Zone

When you become so intoxicated that you don't know remember what you are doing and your words stop working properly.

I got so trashed last night I tried to order a trunalimunumapzure last night but the bartender cut me off cause I was in the biden zone.

by Dr Inferno May 17, 2021

foe-zone

The exact opposite of the friend zone, where one is highly disliked. Where one is thought of as less then an enemy but more than a nuisance.

Although they still do their work to remain efficient, the boss still has foe-zoned most of the staff because of their disobedience.

by Grinth1337 February 9, 2015

Zoned Friends

Two friends of the opposite sex who have a very close friendship. So close, they can actually keep a no boundary friendship and still not be sexually attracted to each other (like seeing each other naked or possibly being in a close and intimate proximity and not getting aroused)

Maggie trust me to give her advice on underwear that she buys for her boyfriend because we're Zoned Friends.

by Guywithabeard May 27, 2016