zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.
"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."
by SlangarangThang February 15, 2024
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Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.
I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.
by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021
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The Zero Factor

When society judges people whether they are successful or not by the number of zeros they have accumulated in their bank accounts—when hundredaires and thousandaires are normally overlooked and looked down while millionaires and billionaires are noticed and respected (or even worshipped).
What differentiates the rich and the famous from the poor and the notorious on this side of heaven is not just the fear factor but also the zero factor.
by Numerati December 26, 2024
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Zero-Oasis

A place or situation you encounter and does not meet your expectations in any way.
Man, I booked this vacation in the Caribbean in a 5 Star hotel, and when I got there it was a zero-oasis.
by Formfaktor July 14, 2005
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zero turn

The act of using one tongue to please a women's vagina and anus simultaneously.
Jessica is so fine i'd give her a zero turn on the first night.
by la A-town January 07, 2011
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Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.
Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”
by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023
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Zero(i)

A new number required for Quantum Physics calculations that unify all of the known forces. Zero to the exponent of 'i' or 'infinity' is the answer to nearly all cosmological questions of how the universe is constructed.
A new number, Zero(i) or Zero to the exponent of (i) has been introduced into our generally accepted number set by author Michael Mathiesen.
by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 10, 2019
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