wonder worm

(n.) a small penis attached to a man who knows how to use it.

Gertrude~ So what's it like making love to Robert? I thought he had a chode?

Sarah~ It's actually amazing, and I wouldn't call his male member a chode; maybe more of a wonder worm because he knows how to use it alright!

by polypeptide papi November 19, 2018

Worm

wiggle

hi worm

by fat emo September 18, 2021

Wiki worm

Someone who spends an unusual amount of time on wikipedia or a wikia site reading many of the articles as a form of entertainment rather than the sites intended use of providing information.

"John what are you reading?"
"Reading wikipedia."
"Thats the third night John, you're such a wiki worm."

by Jacob mei May 19, 2010

worming off

masterbating

I know this douchebag is home. He's just not answering cuz he's in there worming off to interporn.

by Trebuche Sans February 26, 2011

Beep Beep Worm

A worm that just so happens to beep.

Bro I saw a beep beep worm today! He was beeping at me!

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 8, 2022

squiggly worm

The act of lubing the entire body and engaging in sexual intercourse on top of a tarp that is also lubed.

The squiggly worm was the best sex I ever had!

by jesusmoralezsantiago November 3, 2009

lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021