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woo-woo

(Sometimes shortened to just "woo") A catch-all term for all the non-scientific, magical-thinking, mystical bullshit that human beings the world over believe in, that should have been dispensed with a LONG time ago by anyone with half a brain, but annoyingly still persists into the 21st century. Includes tarot, astrology, crystal vibrations, fortune telling, reiki, alternative medicine, ghosts, Ouija boards, palm-reading, seances, homeopathy, and all other similar flavors of total horseshit. Importantly, does NOT include religion, because religion is a whole other, higher echelon of irrational thinking that is its own separate category.
Dumbass: I aligned my third, fourth and seventh chakras on the cusp of Taurus and communed with my dead ancestors, who told me that you will have good fortune in the coming year. Now give me your money, please.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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woo-uh

How a majority of humans born in the country of Britain (otherwise known as England) pronounce the word "water".
They may also use "wootuh", which is very similar, although the T is actually used rather than being silent.
"I loike to drink woo-uh"
"You mean water?"
"Yeh that's wot I said"
by SeriousMANBOT March 8, 2021
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the woo

a badass group of 10 stunning girls
Invite the woo.
by Buggybuggybooboo August 6, 2020
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woo factor

A measurement largely (though not exclusively) in college towns of how loud/lively the nights/scene can be on any given night.
"I was going to move to downtown East Lansing after accepting this new job offer, but the woo factor was so high I decided to go to Okemos instead."
by thatdamnredhead December 5, 2017
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Woo

Wooo- we on our own
by Stickonthehip December 12, 2021
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Woo Woo

The sound my Husky makes when she wants attention
Will work for treats... go Woo Woo!

WOO WOO
by snowie55 May 26, 2022
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