Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

by broooomswuad April 18, 2015

Period wizard

A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.

Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."

by Nex2950 September 04, 2021

Wizard of Odds

Master of Wordplay.

Witty Lizzy, word twister, merits the moniker Wizard of Odds.

by Wizard of Odds April 26, 2023

mist wizard

Another name for a penis.

Bill decided to prod test using his mist wizard.

by Ktripburritos November 11, 2017

Wizard lip

A hairy vagina with very big labia

Bro that chick had mad wizard lip

by Mr.Dab March 22, 2022

hedge wizard

Conner Hyatt

Conner is a hedge wizard

by Hedge wizard 2.0 June 21, 2018

Wizard Finish

when you only have a 2 minute window and you go for it and you're so locked in you do it exactly at the 2 minute mark.

I didn't have much time so I had to wizard finish before I left her apartment.

by Mememememememmemeemme em January 13, 2017