Boner Narcolepsy

A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint

We saw a nice piece of ass walk by and Tim fainted from Boner Narcolepsy. I had no idea he had that strong a dong.

by Frontpagepodcast May 20, 2016

boner pill

Slang term for any number of erectile dysfunction medications, such as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.

Him: "This has never happened to me before."
Her: "Well, maybe you should start taking boner pills."

by Jake in NYC December 06, 2005

Boner-Inspiring

When something is so incredibly awesome, that it just automatically causes a boner. The thing, whatever it might be, just causes sexual stimulations at the meer sight.

"Wherein this most streamlined and trunkless of transports, boner-inspiring though
it may be, wherein are we to reposit our recently deceased cargo?"

by BKlemme September 27, 2005

boner donor

Donating ones boner, out of the goodness of their heart, to a needing recipient.

"yo that hoe is so fine..i would totally be her boner donor"

by SingSing January 29, 2008

Coug Boner

The excitement that WSU fans get when their pathetic Football team is about to play in the coming days.

Josh: Hey Tyler, is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Tyler: Nah bra, it is Friday night and that is just my Coug Boner!

by Krampus7 August 27, 2014

ghost boner

The crease in your pants that looks like you have a boner.

"Damn, look how small Randy's boner is." "ITS A GHOST BONER, GOD! MY DICK IS LIKE A CENTIMETER LONGER!"

by TheHolla May 15, 2013

Different Boner

When you get a boner from something that is unique, or different.

-Man, did you hear that girl Ross likes doesn't have a TV?
-Dude, He's got a such a different boner for her

Ross: did you guys hear about my girlfriend, she's waaaaay more different than normal girls. (cums in pants)

by boola boola October 10, 2011