Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

Weekend Win

When you spend time on the weekend with quality people in your industry. Enjoying life.

I learned so much from going surfing with two of the Program Managers at Pacific Triangle. Their go-to-market strategy is incredibly unique in the industry. It was a Weekend Win for sure!

by Signor Ian November 21, 2021

bi-winning

When one wins here, AND wins there.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there. Now what?

by TigerbloodandCoke March 22, 2011

Bi-Winning

when a person is bi-Winning they win a both ends. They win at one thing in there life, and they win at another thing.

(usually caused when a human is born with tiger blood)

Andrea Canning: some are saying your bipolar
...
Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what.

by Poach1260 March 28, 2011

quick-win

Said by someone who is promoting their idea. Normally it will be done by someone else with normal speed

John: This could be a quick-win.
Beth: And how do we plan to do it?

John: You do it, not me.

Beth: You are a dick!

by random citizen June 13, 2019

Win

You didn't win anything. You did what the Jews always do and lied and fucked your sister.

Hym "Hey, I can say it too. I win. You lose. You see how meaningless it is? How many Jews kids did you get killed trying and failing to stop me? Where'd Candy go? Where's your doppelganger? You don't care about any of the thing you pretend to care about. All of the justification for doing what you're doing here is the things you care about. It's not about your kids. Your entire life is being extra special businessman and you are objectively worse then a fat stoner loser who didn't even have to try. No amount of Jew loans and lying to your kids is going to undo that."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2025

Winning

Being Charlie Sheen

I'm bi-WINNING. I win here. I win there. Now what?

or

Duh, WINNING

by Sober Valley Lodge March 28, 2011