STD weeks

the first two weeks of college;

dude literally during STD weeks i went wild

by heyoooooooooo December 15, 2017

Earth Week

It occus at every month in the last week. Transportation and factories production is halted in order to heal the earth.

“Wow it seems even America is joining to participate in Earth Week!”

by STOP_CLIMATECHANGE November 14, 2020

Rail The Server Mods Week

From December 29th to January 10th, every discord user can fuck the server mods. This last for 12 days, the mods can't do anything to stop the members.

FINALLY! IT'S RAIL THE SERVER MODS WEEK
LET"S RAIL THEM!

by Dumbassperson34 December 20, 2023

Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)

Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh

by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022

Perfect Work Week

Have sex with 5 different women in 5 consecutive days, one each day.

Jack is on his way to a perfect work week, 4 down now, all he needs is Friday.

by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018

soup of the week

when you are having sex with a girl and you puke inside her mouth, preferably when she isn't expecting it

oh man I gave her the soup of the week last night

by sdwdad December 6, 2024

2 week rule

it almost never fails. within 2 weeks of a break up, your ex hits you up either apologizing, begging for you back, or just saying their final goodbye

did you hear? emma was right about the 2 week rule. josh texted her last night.

by MTisbisZ September 8, 2021